Heather J Monroe September 12, 2017 General, Writing 10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Write A Blog Post. Or: "I don't want to be a pirate!" Heather J Monroe September 12, 2017 General, Writing I didn't sign up for that. Nobody told me that was required. When did I agree to do this? I just want to write a novel. “I don't want to be a pirate!”